Why drink mead? Well, there are plenty of reasons! From every day events, to big celebrations, every day can be a mead day! Here is a quick list of 50 reasons you might consider enjoying this tasty beverage.
It’s your birthday
It’s your friend’s birthday
It’s your anniversary
It’s your friend’s anniversary
You’re getting a promotion
You got a better rate on your mortgage
Your mother in-law has to postpone her visit
You actually like your mother in-law, so you got some FOR her visit
You’re studying for an exam
You passed your exam
You failed your exam
The game is on
You finally got around to fixing that minor thing in your house
You’re procrastinating on fixing that thing in your house
You’ve got a new special guy/gal in your life
You’ve just went through a breakup
It’s hot out
It’s cold out
It’s perfect out
You want to try something new
You want to have something tried and true
You adopted a new pet
You’re hired!
You’re fired. (whomp whomp)
You beat your high score
You had a great day.
You had an awful day.
It’s New Years
It’s ½ way to New Years
Because you’re getting married
Because you’re NOT getting married
Because it’s Monday
Because it’s Friday
Because it’s any day
Your fave wrestler just won the title belt
It’s classy
You’re thirsty
It’s what our forefathers did
Because that sandwich is lonely in your stomach
You wanna class up that drinking game
You got a new tattoo
You need a nip of courage
You just wanna dance
You and your friends are gonna have a paint party
Your grandma knit you a wine bottle koozie
You’ve been looking for an excuse to have that pinky out
You wanna break in that horn drinking vessel
You taught your dog a new trick
You’re kid has finally learned to go on the potty
You’re kid has finally learned to go on the potty… and missed
So rather than say “Why should I drink mead?” you should be saying “Why shouldn’t I?” Stop in and pick up a bottle for whatever reason you choose. Let us know YOUR reason in the comments!
